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Rafiq Jinn Part 2

What is Rafiq Jinn Upto?

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You may think I'm just a man. But no. I am a victim. Not of society, but of black magic and a very very horny jinn named Rafik.

It all started three months ago, on a Wednesday. I was scrolling Instagram in peace, Suddenly I blacked out. Woke up 14 hours later in a random girl’s bed wearing a Real Madrid Jersey.

Since then, every 48 hours, like clockwork, the spirit of Rafik awakens inside me. He’s not like other jinns. He doesn’t throw furniture or whisper in creepy Arabic. He whispers "Bro... she’s kinda cute tho 👀". I tell him, “No, Rafik! I love my girlfriend! I am loyal!” And he goes “But what if she’s possessed by a bitchy jinn? Did you think about that?” And next thing I know, I’m at a cafe explaining to yet another stranger that “my zodiac sign is commitment but my aura is chaos.” My girlfriend believes me. At least 90%. Rest 10% is.. She even offered to contact a kobiraj to perform a jinn removal ritual, but we had to cancel because I accidentally made out with his niece during the consultation. (Again, Rafik)

So to all the haters who say I'm using jin as an excuse to cheat, I wanna say may Rafik possess you. And to the roommate who feels scared, don’t worry. Rafik only targets good and cute women with beautiful hairs. You’re safe.